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Mr.Bonchenki

Web Designer & Blogger

Now that there is the Tec-9, a crappy spray gun from South Miami. This gun is advertised as the most popular gun in American crime. Do you believe that shit? It actually says that in the little book that comes with it: the most popular gun in American crime. Like they're actually proud of that shit.

You think water moves fast? You should see ice. It moves like it has a mind. Like it knows it killed the world once and got a taste for murder.

My Resume

Education

  • 2004 - 2008

    University of Art

    Then I'm gonna shoot that bitch in the kneecaps, find out where my goddamn money is. She gonna tell me too.
  • 2002 -2004

    University of Life

    You listen: we go in there, and that nigga Winston or anybody else is in there, you the first motherfucker to get shot. You understand?

Work Experience

  • 05/2010 - Present

    Art Director @themewplus

    Look, just because I don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwone into a glass motherfuckin' house, fuckin' up the way the nigger talks.
  • 02/2008 - 04/2010

    Web Designer @theKompany

    Now, I don't know exactly when we turned on each other, but I know that seven of us survived the slide... and only five made it out.
  • 02/2008 - 04/2010

    Web Designer @freelancer

    Now we took an oath, that I'm breaking now. We said we'd say it was the snow that killed the other two, but it wasn't. Nature is lethal but it doesn't hold a candle to man.

My Awards

Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

Services.

What can i do ?

Do you want to work with me, email to [email protected] !

Pricing.

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$300 Per Project / Month
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Unlimited

$1500+ Per Project / Month
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About me

07 Years experience
123 Awesome Projects
234 Happy Clients

Work.

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Keep in touch.

Do you see a little Asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical

Address
07 ABC Street, London,
United Kingdom
Contact
P: 123 456 789
[email protected]

Contact.

My money's in that office, right? If she start giving me some bullshit about it ain't there, and we got to go someplace else and get it, I'm gonna shoot you in the head then and there.

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